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#themansays: about female psychology.
Yes, I’m a cynic. My buzz is creativity, my goals are career and money!
Women? I give them little, but I get everything I need from them. I will not marry and do not suffer for anyone (this is in the past). I just use it and continue on my way, I’m free!
Do you want to be like this? Do you want to never see «cute» women again?

I want to be honest and immediately warn you about the power of women!

It is almost impossible to read something, become smart and «twirl» women. Several years ago I was going to write «Psychology» because I thought I had enough experience. What do you think?

Soon I fell into the clutches of such a beauty that I behaved like a lamb for many months! Then I found the strength (and the means) to part with her.

Don’t think women are simple creatures playing by the rules! If you want to beat them, at least — play without rules.

Before, I did not understand the expression «love is war». But it is so. A million times!

Women have great flair, great intuition, they often know men «inside and out», and believe me, they will use all their possibilities without hesitation to get everything they need from you.

In any case, do not entertain illusions — rather, stock up on iodine and a band-aid to lubricate painful wounds from beautiful nails (my personal first aid kit is always at the ready). But if so, why then do we need women?

"To fuck them,» says the youngest reader.

«To wash and cook», — the «advanced» husband, a little tired of life, will say.

«There is energy in women, without which we feel very bad,» — say someone like me.

I agree with everyone, and let’s discuss everything in order.

Good prostitutes are good for sex (if you have a strong condom so you don’t die of AIDS in five years). If all you want is sex and you have $ 150-200 monthly in your pocket, why do you need anything else? A friend of mine shares his impressions: «I rented a prostitute for $ 50 — a thrill! The girl doesn’t build anything of herself, fulfills all my desires, you don’t need to excite her. …

To wash and cook — I had girlfriеnds who, having come to me, happily took up this difficult task. But rarely enough for a long time! Do you like to fry cutlets yourself? Not? Then earn more and hire yourself an old housekeeper. If you have no money, and your wife is a bum, then your life will turn into a hungry nightmare!

The female energy, without which we feel so bad, is the main problem!

And this is where we enter a slippery slope, following which we spend a lot of money, and some even get married (25%, however, are very successful). To receive energy and at the same time give a little of your own, give a little of your awareness — this is the «path along the razor’s edge» that I am trying to designate. You should be good with your lady, at least for most of the time together!

But what if you have already fallen into her paws?

The woman is not the same, and you are in love and suffer. Sound familiar? I will not argue in vain, I will give a couple of examples from life.

A friend of mine was passionate about his girlfriend’s body. I didn’t think it was super, but it just «rode the roof» from its shapes and lines! The guy was an esthete, he needed beauty from a woman, and not a common one, but exactly the same as that of his girlfriend!

He lived with her for a while, but the woman was not quite the one with whom he could live. She began to drink (she had a bad heredity, or something), «wandered» around the bars, I don’t know if she cheated … My friend suffered a lot, but still found a way out! I rented a camera and filmed his passionately beloved body in all positions, in all angles.

After that, not without a scandal, but broke up with his girlfriend and now lives happily ever after: he fucks, of course, with others, but sometimes he watches that tape for the soul. He is «at his side,» with the only difference that now he is happy!

Another friend of mine, a builder, was married to an auditor (we will return to the topic of unequal marriages later).

He loved her, everything is fine, and suddenly, unexpectedly (and what, is this really expected?), He finds out that she is cheating on him with her boss. Our builder almost went crazy: he fell into depression (imagine depression in a healthy worker), stopped eating (and couldn’t drink!), Completely lost his taste for life. But he was lucky with his friеnds — they literally took him by force to a friend’s psychic!

Have you read about them in the newspapers — «love spell — lapel, love magic» — did you have to smile at these ads? So listen! The psychic for $ 200 brought the guy back to life, he met another girl, married her, had children, now he is happy! It’s hard to believe? A case from life, the guy’s name is Lesha.

So I think that in dealing with women (read, «in the constant struggle for freedom») all means are good (only without extremes). Why all means are good — I have already said: a woman is far superior to a man in intuition, flair and experience.

Doubt? Believe my experience — a woman, without hesitation, will use all her arsenal against you: intuition and experience, knowledge of her girlfriеnds, charms of «fortune-tellers» and advice from parents — everything that «only she will be able to reach.» Women’s cunning is limitless!

However, I will make a reservation — there are exceptions. There are women who are kind by nature (one of my friеnds is married to such), with normal moral «brakes» that their parents gave them. There is one such woman in a thousand. But are you sure you are meeting with her tonight?

What do most women want from us?

Money, money, money. Entertainment, entertainment. A huge amount of attention (vital energy) and not always sex. Marriage, of course, or registration. Money. Much money. This is typical of all women … Are you asking about women for whom money means nothing? Well, let’s say this is a young hippie (although for what chichi will you buy her cigarettes?).

One of my acquaintances, a former hippie, now runs a pharmaceutical factory in Europe (she just changed her beliefs)! With a romance, costs cannot be avoided. But you can maintain control over the situation by setting the amount that you are willing to spend on it per month, and not go beyond it. Is the amount large? Who is next to you — a superstar? If so, and she gives you everything, then everything is fine.

Yes, they love to have fun!

If you have a lot of money, a lot of free time, and you love pubs and clubs, then everything is fine! But in any case, «watch the percentages.» You have to get everything you need from your girlfriend — otherwise you have the wrong «investment».

I was just shocked when I was told about a guy who «takes a girl around a cafe for four months, but she doesn’t let him!» Doesn’t give him, it means that he gives to another or «with weirdness» — are you sure that you have to spend money on it?

And again about what turns out to be the most unpleasant!

I have, say, an interesting and creative, but hard work, and I’m not going to come from a friend squeezed like a lemon, with a blissful emptiness in my head!

Pushkin wrote: «A pussy is like a ushanka — the deeper you climb into it, the less you hear.» No comment. If you want to feel like a «happy idiot» — take Prozac! And even better — find a girl, walking from whom you will feel at the top of your creative upsurge. You must maintain your individuality!

You are a hunter, after all, you have to bring home $$$ — mammoths and your brain has to work flawlessly. Do not agree — marry the first person you meet, you can.

Want to get married right now?

So get married, what’s the problem? Just tell me first, how old are you? If under 25, then you just want to fuck! Medical fact, it can’t be helped. «She does not give, she wants me to get married» — the funniest thing I’ve heard in my life. Does your girlfriend give it? And your classmate? Have you tried it for sure?

There is such a technique in marketing — increasing the value of a brand.

I do not know more virtuosos of this approach than women!

A typical example of a Russian marriage: Sasha came from the army, has not yet found a job, wants to get married. Two months later: «Sasha is getting married, his bride is pregnant!» A year later: «Sasha got divorced (the families didn’t come together, she somehow didn’t suit him) …»

Bottom line: «Sasha left the child, works as a firefighter.» Good story? This is about my maternal relative. Do not give birth to unfortunate children, be smarter and more calculating than Sasha! And if you already have a girlfriend, but something is wrong between you? In order to calculate the «goodbye baby» phase, I look at this:

— she is always dissatisfied (you cannot «be good with her» — why do you need to be different with her, not yourself?);

— she does not respect you (but respects rockers or, for example, only the military); she is making herself a superstar, but at the same time she is not smart, not cool, and not even a fashion model and just a dead woman in bed — look, guys, but she’s nothing — fuck her, but look for another!

— she juicy tells how she fucked with others, but doesn’t let you (it’s hard to believe, but this overtook my best friend — soon, fortunately, she left for America);

— she doesn’t care about your business and career (no comment);

— she is a bad housewife, and you are going to live with her;

— she is slutty and you don’t like it when she comes home in the morning, and her skirt is covered in semen;

— her parents hate you — it happens not so often, but it is deeply disgusting and cannot be cured by anything, do not harbor illusions;

— she needs your apartment (registration, credit card …), but she doesn’t need you yourself (keep your eyes and ears open, keep your eyes and ears open, keep your eyes and ears open!);

— she is lazy, but you are not;

— she hates your friеnds;

— you have a different temperament (social psychology, by the way, says that opposites do not attract at all);

— she is against condoms or is clearly trying to get pregnant;

— she does not call you from business trips, but returns with shining eyes;

— she smokes, and you «don’t kiss with locomotives»;

— she is a communist, and you are a simple new Russian.

In short, if she does or loves something that you really do not like and is not going to change anything.

So how do you find yourself a life friend?

The question of the right choice is question number 1. So, we are going to sign — take your time (I was in a hurry, then ran around the courts). If you meet with your sweetheart every day, sleep with her and go to the market (or give her money, and she drives an Audi there), in short, run a joint household in all its manifestations, then it is possible that the lady across the floor -year will «open up» before you.

Any woman is a super actress.

Smart Germans without a «training marriage» will not take a step to the commissariat (or what do they call it?). People just want to be happy — and have happy children.

For a happy life together, you must have the same interests — you must love similar music, the same pets, hang out in the same clubs, and so on.

If I like to listen to Mikhail Krug, and she — Tchaikovsky, if I am a «night owl», but oh

Your life goals should be the same — a billion dollars or, for example, spiritual realization, your landmarks should coincide. I am «prus» from Rio, she does not even think of leaving Tashkent — do you think we will divorce, or will I suffer all my life? Or sex — I knew a young lady who hated «cancer» and never, just to hysterics, did not allow it. But it was my favorite position. Do you think we lived together for a long time?

I’m not even talking about the fact that before filing an application, it is necessary to sleep with the girl in the most thorough way (whatever there is in the brains of her and her dad) — «cats in pouches» may be dead.

What if her labia won’t suit you, you don’t like it when these things are big and hanging like blots — you don’t like licking them? Not everyone has money for cosmetic surgery!

SUPER IMPORTANT!

Your parents should be of the same class: intellectuals — intellectuals; military — military, traders, traders, bandits, bandits, workers — workers.

Do you think old man Krupsky was wrong when he spoke about class hatred? Class consciousness is not at all an abstraction, it sits at the level of DNA, and is quite capable of breaking your marriage in the way that cork fried in lard does with mice (a cruel way of fighting rodents).

Your betrothed should not love her girlfriеnds more than you (after looking at one more closely, I was surprised to find a lesbian next to me).

Your bride should not be sick — think about what bad heredity can turn out to be for your children!

One last thing: don’t want complications — use condoms.

So that you don’t have any complications at the very beginning of your acquaintance (half a year — a year, I’m serious), then use condoms!

Can you imagine her dad screaming like «get married, bastard, my daughter is pregnant»? If you’re cool, then dad can be pushed aside.

And if not, then some fathers will run to the police!

How can they not understand that a forced marriage will not be happy, and that you will hate such a father-in-law all your life ?!

Rescue bags are in every commercial tent!